unprintable:

shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

(Source: unprintable)

(Source: the-stoner-sage)

shavingryansprivates:

GONNA TAKE A LIFE TO DRAG ME A WAYYYY FROM UUUUUU

THERES NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAAAA

(Source: taggedbooty)

touhou2k14:

gentlemen, as you can see, i have dipped my right hand in mayonaisse and my left hand in marinara

*claps my wet hands together with a splat*

Mayonara. You have five minutes

(Source: lovelive2k14)

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

(Source: youknowyouwantsit)

silverbat:

Gold bracelet in the form of a coiled snake – I sec. – Pompeii 

  • me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man

deamhan:

the irish famine was irelands biggest killer in its history ever. 

in my city in the graveyard there is a stone that sits upon the mass grave of seven thousand victims of the famine. 

upon the stone it is written:  "they all had names."

drkarayua:

frillious:

hotbitchgaga:

voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

Oh Gaga

but the merman texting on his conch

they’re both texting holy shit

(Source: mother-gaga)

bajo-el-mar:

Reading about abusive men and the way they think. Very unsettling and an incredible book so far. Here are my very professional notes.

(Source: weird-person)

"Women are told it is unfeminine and gross to have muscles and to cultivate strength, which in turn leads them to actively avoid doing things that will build muscles and strength, which then makes them even less capable of doing things that require strength, which the critics then use as proof of women’s inherent physical frailty. And so the cycle continues…"

(Source: knopetastic)